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Say you put a buncha people on this island. Horny young guys. Girls in skimpy bathing suits. Sex-crazed old dudes. Add a buncha cameramen and producers and all kindsa equipment. And a buncha money from the TV network. You think anyone's worried about stayin alive? No way! It's the millyuns of poor saps watching this show at home who've gotta try and....
SFX: CONCH HORN ANNCR: Last week on...SURVIVE-IT!: Richard was mistaken for a whale--and got harpooned. SFX: HARPOON/WHALE HOWL ANNCR: Sue was kidnapped--by lesbian Pygmies. SFX: PYGMY WOMEN SCREAMS ANNCR: Rudy got Alzheimers, walked into the sea--and drowned. SFX: SPLASH/HELP! ANNCR: Kelly, voted off the island--set fire to the show host. SFX: FLAMES/SCREAM ANNCR: No one survived--so the sponsors get to keep the million dollars. SFX: CASH REGISTER/CONCH HORN
About This File
Title: Survive-It! Authors: The Radio Hooligans (J. Tyburczy & H. Dane) Size: 636044 bytes Sampling Frequency: 22,050 kHz. Playing Time: 28:51 Seconds Sampling Rate: 8-bit Channel Type: Mono
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