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LYRICS: She's on mah TV/ Turn the
Internet blue/ Tellin bout Bubba/ His cigar, too/ Oh that
little weasel Starr/ And that fat snitch Tripp/ But it's
that chubby little intern/ I'd really like to rip/ I got the
low down, stinkin, dirty, sick to death of Monica Lewinsky
Blues...yeah! VO: Hi, Tom Bonette here for
Motel Sex. Mister President, lotsa folks wonder why you
didn't take yer fling outta the Oval Office and down to a
Motel Sex where it belongs. Next time you got a little after
hours business with an intern, c'mon down to a Motel Sex.
And 'cuz yer kinky, we'll leave the light on for
ya.
JINGLE
LYRICS: "What can get Bubba's DNA
out of Monica's dress? Looks like a job for Presidential
Sperm Stain Spot Remover!" OVERHEARD IN WARTIME BOSTON:
"Oh Joanie! I think I just
danced with the Fuerher!"
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