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Trying to find both the man song and the women song to down load. And author.

 

Thanks

watbird

 

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Man? Woman? Song? We suggest you start with Billy Joel's PIANO MAN, a rousing ballad by the dude who rang Christie Brinkley's chimes. After that, look up HONKEY TONK WOMEN by the Rolling Stones, and pay close attention to the glaringly out of tune chords in the chorus (thanks to Keith "I just shot up heroin" Richards) By the way, Watbird are you?

 

J & H

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Thought u would like to listen to this!!

 

STARMANTWO

 

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Oh yeah. It's great. And so....quiet.

 

H&J

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you're file sucks really bad horrible ill sabotage you're comp in a week so be ready for it nothing is going to stop me

 

Rager6677

 

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Aw, give it a chance, Rager. We think you'll find listening to our current file is no worse than the average brain tumor.

PS: no need to sabotage our computer -- it's already running AOL 3.0! Aaarrrgh!

 

J & H

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i heard your song and it was pretty cool you guys. keep it up maybe weird al yankovich or however you spell it will be out of the job some day. Bye

 

TrstNoWon

 

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Mighty nice of you to say so, Trst. We wonder if Weird Al

knows how to spell his name either. Hopefully they'll get it

right on his unemployment checks.

 

J & H

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why do you not have a profile?

 

DMo2931435

 

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Because we always face the camera.

 

J & H

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Enjoyed your song - any way to send it over Instant Message (PC)?

 

TOYDOY1

 

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Not that we know of...but you can email it as an attachment,

or if all else fails call someone and sing it to them on the phone.

 

J & H

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doy you have a mailing?list if you put me on it

 

ECW4488

 

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doy we not? if we don't

 

J & H

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yo what's up u scruffy dirtbagsit's me again your faithful fan

 

Soft344749

 

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Ah jeez, Soft, we told you not to call us here.

 

J & H

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I would realy love to have more information about you guy's please send me something..... AL.

 

AMoney3627

 

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Be sure and tell us how those fish hold up through the mail.

 

J & H

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hey there! I would like some material from you guys. I think you guys are fabulous, and would like to receive some letters, pictures, sounds, and stories from you all..

THANKS!

 

MissDee55

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Miss Dee, you are the light of our life, the cat's pajamas, and every other cliche rolled into one, huggable, squeal-of-delight-inducing package. We wish there were 1000 more like you! (Note To Selves: check status of ongoing cloning experiments in basement of Radio Hooligan HQ)

 

J&H

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what do u mean?

 

Valmangreg

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Sorry Valman. We didn't mean to suggest that someone like YOU is not valuable to us in your own, inscrutable way. It's just that Miss Dee, is, well...more fun to be around, y'know?

 

J&H

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ummm ok

 

Snuggls069

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Why so shy, Snuggles? Here in the mailbag we try hard to create a loving, supportive environment, but you've got to take the first step. Here, have some St. John's Wort.

 

J&H

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